Engrish!!
This is one of the funniest Engrish entries I’ve seen in a long time. Its exactly the sort of thing the site was created for!

As if!!
Last night I dreamt that I had a six pack!!!!!
I looked hot! (If I can say so myself, hehe)
That ain’t ever going to happen though
Heath Ledger found dead in his NY apartment!
He was found dead on his bed and there were pills on it. Hard to speculate at this stage if it was suicide or accidental OD
Sad day for Australian film industry, and the movie industry in general. He may not be the best actor on earth and certainly not the most popular with paparazzi but he had thousands of adoring fans. I quite liked him in Brokeback Mountain. He plays the Joker in the new Batman film which is in post production at the moment. Is going to be weird to see it.
Sad day indeed